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br.1:Can I ask you one more favor?
Me: sure bro… what’s up?
br.1:Tell br.2 to be a bit more picky about his choice of porn site I’m getting tons of viruses and spyware each week
Me:….
br.1:That horny bastard.
Me: You know I’m blogging this, right?
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I yawned a few hours ago. It wasn’t a normal yawn. I.LITERALLY.DISLODGED.MY.JAW! Searing pain! I don’t yawn. I’m a very energetic person.
Granted, I’ve slept an average of 4 hours a day since monday. Which is a good thing. I’m somewhat in the zone. Finally. It’s been at least several months since I’ve found myself in […]

You know that situation where you’re talking to someone, but you just can’t focus on their face… your eyes seem to aquire sentience, and just drift south… by themselves… and you’re incapable of resisting?
OMFG what a marvelous pair! RAAAWWWRRR!

She could have been my Wendy.

I logged on to ebay’s live chat to ask about a minor issue I was having.
I presented my problem, and was discussing it with my designated support person,”Nicole Be”. Suddenly, the issue was solved, by itself. So, I apologize to “Nicole Be”, and tell her that it was a problem from my side. She says […]

YESTERDAY
me: ” ”
J: ” Oh, how about we spend saturday together? That should be fun. We could make food, watch the film at your place, and then meet up with your friends for clubbing…”
me: “… mmmhm…”
TODAY
J: “I’m sorry, I reconsidered, and I don’t think it’s such a good idea for us to do […]

4 am.
hearkening back to the days of Hamburg. The misery that kept me up every night, and lulled me to sleep at daybreak is gone, to a certain extent. There’s no fulfillment in replacement. True, there are good days. Hell, there are great days. But the bad ones are all the worse for that.
I’m withering […]

The best thing about going to a party in your own neighborhood is that, when you see the the guys are Nazis and the girls are goths, you feel no remorse in exchanging eye contact with the hot goth chick one last time, crushing out your cigarette, gulping down your drink, and heading home.

Remember the roommate search? We went in a different direction, choosing one that I didn’t find attractive … after a bad experience involving me, a former roommate, her ex-husband and twelve dancing elves, that was the better way to go…
I met a girl, the old me would have been wary, would have played it safe, […]