day-at-a-glance: Yesterday

The high (or for that matter, low) point of yesterday was when I sort of sat on a cigarette, and sort of burned my ass.

The silver lining is that I don’t smoke cigars.

26 Responses to “day-at-a-glance: Yesterday”

  1. ForUrEyezOnly Says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that must be painfully horrible…LOOOL, hope ur or ur a$$ feeling better…

  2. ashraf al-mansur Says:

    lucky bastard i wasn’t there…

    i would’ve laughed AND pointed a finger at you…

    burned yo ass on a cig - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  3. Loretta Says:

    caught my eyes when i read that you’re hopelessly romantic. how true? is e.e cummings good? came across it a few days ago but i did not pick it up. anyways, i am damn boring this morning so i made some search thru. authors on blogger. i just moved to blogger from that fucking complicated xanga. pleased to meet you.

  4. Delirious Says:

    :D

  5. Ramzi Says:

    Well better your ass than other highly sensitive areas of close proximity… I always say.

  6. Tempest Says:

    Ramzi, true. You see? There’s so much silver lining, that the grey cloud(or actually, dark-reddish spot) seems miniscule!

    Del, right back at cha.

    Loretta, I’m a Hopeless Romantic. Slight difference. Y. Y? Because I realise that there’s very little place in this world for it.
    Welcome to my life, pleased to meet you.

    Ashraf, you do that, and I’d be please to meat you. ;)

    FourUrEyez, not really, I have a high level of pain tol.. ouch! ouch, I twisted my thumb on the spacebar!!!

    Pax Vobiscum.

  7. Anonymous Says:

    thought you might want to know, i promised to keep you entertained and not all your other fellow bloggers. this public display is not working for me anymore. ciao bello.

  8. Loretta Says:

    tempest — is e.e. cummings good?

  9. Tempest Says:

    Well, loretta, in many ways, he’s a traditional poet. Sonnets and such, classical themes, but he’s very avant-garde when it comes to his structure, and his poems are unorthodox. He’s an interesting read, but I guess not everyone might appreciate his work.

    Anonymous, aww come on. What’s wrong with a few spectators? Ignore them :D

    If you really decide to disappear from my online life, you’ll leave a hole in my heart the size of that cigarette burn.

    caio bella.

  10. Loretta Says:

    tempest, why would you say so? i just read a few poems from cummings and i found it exceptionally sexy (the love poems). in any case, thanks for replying me. i have had a few poems posted on my blog. i love them. you can go to read it.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    spectators maybe, never minded the limelight. commentators, hmmm not so much.

    a hole of that size would make your heart stop, I hope you’re gonna be ok gigi.

    as for me, I guess I just needed sth more. yes yes even in online stalking, women want to move forward. You know like from a blog to an email. so you know where to find me. (or my email at least)

  12. Tempest Says:

    I’ll ban all commenters except for Anonymous ones, how about that?

    Baby, I already know more about you than you may think. Looks do matter. That said, you ALREADY have my email. So the ball’s in your court.

  13. Anonymous Says:

    know about me? ha! bring it on. you have my email too, so no balls this side of the screen, now do YOU have any??

  14. ashraf al-mansur Says:

    this is all quite bizarre, but there’s nothing good on tv …

    still don’t have an anonymous stalker of my own - so will watch this movie …

    t- she might very well be worth it. she’s already obsessed with you - maybe she can cook as well?

    anon. - if you don’t want commentators - conduct your cyber-interactions in a private chatroom or via e-mail.

    as you perfectly well know how both media work, don’t give me/us that shit about “ooops, now people are commenting - i never wanted THAT”.

    going under “anonymous” doesn’t just mean you’re a fraidy-cat, it’s also tediously boring… you praise yourself to be oh so discerning & “all that”, yet you can’t even come up with a semi-interesting nickname…

    how … YAAAAAWN.

  15. Tempest Says:

    It’s not something to be exceptionally proud of, but a pair, last time I checked. Oh, and you should make the first move, if you’re interested. I’m not that easy. You have been forewarned.

    So how’s life in the armpit?

  16. Anonymous Says:

    you know ashraf, i guess you’re mistakenly feeling involved in this and thats why you’re commenting.

    be it as it may, i am glad to inform you that i decided to take this to the next level or terminate it, just waiting for der general there to show me who’s the man.

    p.s didn’t wanna sound too rude actually, but a “verbal spanking” was in order. **rolleyes**

    tempest, take it or leave it, i care (or don’t care in this case) as much as you do. CIAO BELLA

  17. Anonymous Says:

    p.s ashraf the next level is private chat or emails. 2iktada altawdi7

  18. ashraf al-mansur Says:

    anony-mouse,

    your attempts at BS-ing your way out of a situation that’s not to your liking is really pathetic.

    you operate in a public realm, T even commented about YOU to US - at the danger of repeating myself: if you do something in public, don’t whine if the public comments.

    i don’t feel “involved” - i don’t do m/f/m threesomes…

    unless you want us to mock you - stop declaring what great deeds you’re ABOUT to do & just get it over & done with.

    i’m already looking forward to read T’s blog entries on THAT.

  19. Tempest Says:

    ashraf I’m shocked. Am I not attractive to you? Is that it?

    As for you… I’m up for it! God knows I can use a challenge. Seriously though, thine email is not at hand. Therefore, thou must taketh the first stepeth. Capiceth?

  20. Anonymous Says:

    seems thou is not smart enough. and God knows i like ‘em smart. goodnight babe.

  21. ashraf al-mansur Says:

    T -

    for the love of EVERYTHING, i sincerely hope you are RIGHT NOW scouring your harddrive, your blog archives, every single memory that you could possibly not yet have killed with that unspeakably disgusting liquid you’re so fond to imbibe and FIND that e-mail address!!!

    of course - if you won’t, she’ll just send you one all by herself.

    (ran a short holodeck vis of you & fantasy-woman & me –> nope, doesn’t do it for me. it always went like this: i enter, i see her, i see you, i throw you out/shoot you, end of threesome, begin of twosome. sorry, bro…)

  22. Tempest Says:

    A-

    Chill, man! One day, we’ll get together, and I’ll introduce you to that vile liquid, and watch you swoon.

    Anony, who told you I was smart? You’ve been grossly misinformed m’dear. A bit too early for bed, innit? Anyways, it’s better this way honey bunny, you probably wouldn’t have lasted anyways

  23. natalie Says:

    This online cat and mouse thing is making me sick.

    Either get it on or get a grip.

    I know this little dance is sumwhat tantilizing for everyone, although i believe anonymous has found herself in a bit of a blorgy.

    As for ur ass burn, keep it up. Excretion will become much simpler with an added a-hole. Also, cool homosexual trait to have, double the orifices double the pleasure.

    I dont smoke but ur comments make ms want to!

    BAH

    GOOD DAY

  24. natalie Says:

    Honey bunny???????????????

    shit. when u relocate ur testicles have them type for u. if ur fingers and mind/heart keep doing the talking i sense an influx of “muffins” and “sweetie-pies”.

    i repeat.

    BAH

  25. Tempest Says:

    BAH indeed.

    I’m not goot at pet names, thought i’d try that on for size, apparently, I still suck at it.

    I tried typing with my balls once, didn’t turn out very well, but boy would THAT be a trick!

  26. natalie Says:

    Yes.

    Well.

    I’d pay good money to see that!

    Actually, i think then we’d have to call it….*bad dirty naughty money*

    (said with Stewie from Family Guy’s accent…if u dont know…U SHOULD!!!)

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