Surprise of the day
I’m not blogging on terrorism, I’ll do that later.
Due to an unforseen turn of events (yet, I sort of saw it coming… Murphy! You and your fucking law… burn in hell!), i’m heading back to hamburg. Tomorrow. Fuck. HAMBURG! Goddamnit. For a short while, though… just a few days, hopefully, a couple of weeks at most. I’m not very surprised, but still. God! You menopausal whore.
Hopefully, things will be cleared up for good this time, and I could proceed with my plans. Too bad I sold my fucking chair already. I’m feeling like a nomad, a hi-tech nomad, but still. And my gonads are aching.
The issue now is figuring out how to get back with the girl I was seeing before moving here, ‘hey baby, how about we postpone this thing for a week or so?’…
On the side, I like brunettes. I thought Germany and the Aryans might break me, but no. I haven’t changed. Brunettes rock.
July 24th, 2005 at 2:54 am
:o) the poor girl, i hope she doesn’t read your blog!!
on the side, men are pigs. german, libanais, blonds, bruns, kell 2achkel w 2alwen.
July 24th, 2005 at 11:43 am
The poor girl? Did I take advantage of her? Am I planning to assault her? poor girl???
Also, I could tell stories about me that would have you reaching for the tissues all night long, but I won’t.
I assume you’ve tried us all, eh? Err, I could insulting you, but I realize it’s the lack of caffeine that’s getting me all pissed off, so that’s all for now… maybe later.
July 24th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
well yes apparently you’re gonna take advantage of her.
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and i got to my conclusion about men by induction and scientific observation, not by experience. so you can say it’s still a hypothesis and not a theory and i will be waiting for this ultimate experience that will prove me wrong hopefully.
as for now, men are pigs and neurotic too apparently! btw, insulting a lady, tsk tsk tsk where are your manners?? seems not even the term gentleman applies anymore…
July 24th, 2005 at 2:26 pm
You’re inexperienced, so I guess an actual discussion is a waste of time.
By the way, why can’t I insult you? Are you not my equal? Why can I insult a gentleman and not insult a lady? Equal rights when they suit your fancy, eh?
So tell me, how’s life in the 18th century?
July 24th, 2005 at 3:21 pm
a gentleman is supposed to be well-mannered, so no insults, not even to another gentleman.
now u seem to be a smart aleck, so i guess an actual discussion is a waste of time.
July 24th, 2005 at 3:49 pm
aww come on, the fun is just starting, don’t leave now! Seriously!
Oh, and I’m no gentleman
July 24th, 2005 at 4:14 pm
see the problem is i only talk to gentlemen. (see that’s what they taught us in the century im in). have fun.
July 24th, 2005 at 6:55 pm
Oh… discussion over already?
July 25th, 2005 at 12:43 am
awaiting your blog on terrorism…
in the meantime - as you don’t post e-mail address (smart man!) - will use comment section:
add me to “lebanese bloggers”
bliiz.
–raf
July 26th, 2005 at 3:04 pm
this is hilarious…. miss anonymous, your very cliche sentence “men are pigs” is so wrong. don’t fall into that trap. things will get worse.
tempest, nice to meet you
July 27th, 2005 at 7:30 pm
Hi Melia!
Likewise!