Quotes
Pres. Bush, answering a question in the second presidential debate:
“I hear rumors on the Internets that we are going to have draft…
Apparently, there’s more than one.
A much older co-worker… and the reason why you shouldn’t be allowed to work in my domain once you’re above 35. (he barges into my office, and starts asking.) His lines are in bold:
“Is the SSN working?”
“huh?”
“The SMN, it works yesterday, not working today”
“the what?”
“You know, the chat SM Messenger”
(I was thinking, I hate this guy, let’s play it dumb) “I’m sorry, I don’t use that”
“It was working yesterday, but not today.”
“The SM chat?”
“Yes, The SMNM message”
(This could have gone on for a while, but I thought to end it and get back to work)”You mean the M S N messenger?”
“Yes, MNSM, is it working? You use?”
“No.”
Mean? You think, making fun of an old man? Well, I’m not particularly fond of him, anyways… Dude, if you can’t spell MSN, get out of the Software department…