Archive for August, 2004



Crime in Lebanon

Friday, August 27th, 2004
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This is a true story. I just heard it firsthand, and got updates as it unfolded. Ah, the magic of instant messaging!
So, a plastic surgeon (let’s keep this story anonymous) had a female client. The client had surgery (I’m not sure what it was, but definitely not major. Probably some minor modification…), and then went […]

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Who?

Friday, August 27th, 2004
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Virginia Woolf: Orlando. You are a challenge, for
outer events, the outside world, the time etc.
play no importance to you. Your focus is in
writing, in gender issues, and inside your own
head. Self-analysis and exploration of yourself
as well as the outer world hold great
importance to you.
Which literature classic are you?
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Edde for President!!!

Thursday, August 26th, 2004
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And no Dad, I’m sorry, but I’m not talking about Carlos Edde.
TerraNet Portal Site
Ok, I’m not serious, but I really admire what the guy is doing. It’s a dream come true if it works out the way he is saying it will.

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Fun stuff from MichaelHanscom.com

Monday, August 23rd, 2004
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Copied this of another blog. It’s a list that I have also received by email a couple of times. Worth a few laughs.
An AF Form 781 is aboard all Air Force aircraft to record any malfunctions so maintenance personnel can fix the problem before the next flight. Here are some of the problems (P) as […]

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Various bits and thoughts

Tuesday, August 17th, 2004
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First, I am really considering finally going for a dream that I’ve had for a long time. I am considering writing something. I have several ideas and just need to get myself together and start. Anyone know how to proceed? What does an “aspiring author” need to do? (??Advice??)
Secondly. I have finally finished my exams. […]

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Advice

Tuesday, August 17th, 2004
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If you want pizza, you go to Pizza Hut. Burgers? Burger king. Feel like dancing, you go to a nightclub. sick? The doctor’s office will be more than glad to service you. Now, what I want to know is this: where do you go for advice? I don’t mean talking to someone and having them […]

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AtomFilms: “This Land”

Friday, August 13th, 2004
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Seriously the funniest thing i’ve heard/seen in a long while. Check it out. just wish more people read my blog, so that more people would see it
AtomFilms: “This Land”

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Five is the key

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
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Based on mm’s recent 5-word theme, I’m giving my own view. However, as everyone knows how I like to talk, I will be treating the words instead of just defining them. I’m on a rollercoaster these days, up high, down low, so pessimism, among other moods, is to be expected,
Let’s see, the words are:
Women
Devil
Time
Pressure
and…. drumroll
Life!
I’ll […]

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Life

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
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Ah… Life.
Life is like a bungee jump where the rope stretches a little more than it should.
Allow me to elaborate.
You’re on the stage, they tie you up, and you’re thinking: “Oh, shit! This was a big mistake” (that would be the mom when she found out she was pregnant
You jump, and for a split […]

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Women

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
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Ah… Women! Women are the reason men decide to become gay.
You see, women are great, until you’re in a relationship. Then they start to nag. You don’t appreciate them. You’re not thoughtful enough. You’re a pig. You don’t care about their feelings.
Ok, granted I’m exxagerating. But one thing is this. We both have needs, […]

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Devil

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
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This is something that’s been on my mind for a while. Why is the devil horned? Why is he dark and ugly and scary? Why is he a “he”? It doesn’t make sense, and here’s why.
First of all, the devil is supposed to be the master of temptation. I wouldn’t be tempted by a 10 […]

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Time

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
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Time is just like riding the subway.
One day you’re late, in a hurry, and royaly pissed, so you get stuck in a stuffy wagon, next to a huge, sweaty, hairy drunk, on a ride that stops every few minutes due to technical difficulties, in stiffling heat.
Another day, you decide to read an important paper on […]

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Pressure

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
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“Pressure!… Changes everything, pressure.
Some people you squeeze them, they focus, others fold.
Can you summon your talent at will?
Can you deliver on a deadline?
Do you sleep at night?”
The Devil’s Advocate
I would have answered yes to all counts a few weeks ago.I prosper in pressure, it’s the medium that best suits me, or so I though. I […]

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Disclaimer

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
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This was sarcasm with a hint of opinion. The text above doesn’t represent my opinion (well not fully) or my agenda. I’m not suicidal or on the verge of a mental breakdown. It’s an attempt at releasing some pent-up energy.
God is good, God is great. God loves us all, and I love God. The devil […]

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President Bush Signs Defense Bill

Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
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President Signs Defense Bill: “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
First Class!!

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I need some humor

Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
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THE WEDDING TEST
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law […]

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write something…eh?

Thursday, August 5th, 2004
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Well mm… believe me I want to write. I’ve wanted to post for a while now. I have the ideas, I have the topics, I even jotted a few of them down, but it’s just that lately, I haven’t really been in a very bloggy place… you know?
What can I say, life’s a bitch… shit […]

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